Dog vs Cat

The Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

I am mesmerized by your beautiful art...

You Are Amazing !!  I am mesmerized by your beautiful art and cannot believe I won it!  I have 5 Cairns, Ozzie, Molly, Duncan, Crash and Quigley !!  What an assortment of names huh???  I will certainly have you add their names, to make it more special !!  Thank YOU.
Deby

Did you acquire this "talent" by getting in trouble...

Just curious: Did you acquire this "talent" by getting in trouble in grade school and being required to write "I will not ...." 200 times over and over? Just kidding with you. Your work is very unique and I am sure it will be a centerpiece in our horse world collection. Thank you, Bruce

A new print is on the way! -SK

Hi!, well, our one and a half. year old saint Sophie is a thief, she has taken many things, shoes, TV remotes, socks, stuffed animals, even a large plastic doll house out the doggy door. The door really isn't that big, we put it in for our Kings and the chin.( the love of my life ). But she manages to get in and out with her prizes. Well the other am we had a large rain and being the theft that she is, she found it beside my chair. By the time we got up and my husband looked out the window, and yelled to me it (the tube and the print) were drenched and shredded into a million pieces. My fault. I know how much dogs love to chew on cardboard. It is hard to find chin stuff. I am so glad you did a drawing of then. I will never be without a chin. The drawing looks so much like him. Keep up the good work. I hope I can order another in the future. Well, that's the sad story on that. Stay on the net so I can find you in the future. Thanks for contacting me. Have a wonderful day. Linda and Kim.

"A Dog A Day"

Hi Stephen. I cannot express the joy and general good fuzzy feeling I get from the work you do, both artistically and your work with rescue. Working with dogs everyday as we do is a most wonderful way of life. We tell people we have the best job in the world...and I think we do. My motto is "A Dog A Day" and indeed we strive to help at least one dog a day.

I went to youtube and watched all your dog videos...outstanding! and LOL you asked for dog pics..well that is like asking a Grandmother if she has pics of her grandkids...I am sending you pics of our three Shiloh Shepherds. Shilohs are a rare breed, of GSD stock They are considered a Giant breed, and, they are awesome ;-)
Their intelligence is unrivalled in dogdom...well almost.

I could not pick just one pic. of each of them, so please feel free to pick the ones you would like to use from the ones I sent.

Thanks again for all you do.

Jill
K9 C.A.R.E. Inc.
Wolfden Shilohs

I treasure my Chocolate Lab, as he's crossed the Rainbow Bridge.

Received the print yesterday and as usual, it's great!  These make wonderful gifts for my dog loving friends and family.  I'm a prosecutor and I've shown the prints to all our K9 officers, who I hope will order.  You have a God given talent and I truly appreciate you.  I treasure my Chocolate Lab, as he's crossed the Rainbow Bridge.  I now have a Black Lab, so I'll have to get one for myself. Sissy Bear is a friend's new Lab puppy.  I also have a fox terrier & Australian Shepard mix--are you up to that challenge?
Thanks again.

Puli: A trophy for our dog shows.

Hi,
i am so tickled that i got that Puli, as it will be a trophy for our dog shows. at least that is why i got it, but then again, i may keep it, esp.with that low a number. this is a very nice puli btw: i have been breeding for 22 yrs. and i am an AKC judge as well. i am always looking for puli "specials", since we are such a small number of fanciers in south texas, i.e.funds are not plenty. let me know if you have a REAL BARGAIN

OMG... it's ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL! Yes, I'm yelling!!!

Hi Stephen,
The picture arrived today!
OMG... it's ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL! Yes, I'm yelling!!!
Rob is actually home on vacation so I didn't have to wait until he got home from work to give it to him. He LOVES it!
We found all the names... twice! You did a WONDERFUL job incorporating them into the picture. Really like how you did some in black ink and some in silver. It sure gives it depth, and when you turn the picture on an angle the silver names shine out!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!! AWESOME WORK!!! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT!!!
Thanks again,
Sherry & Rob