Quotations about Dogs

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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.  ~Ben Williams
Dogs' lives are too short.  Their only fault, really.  ~Agnes Sligh Turnbull
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love.  For me they are the role model for being alive.  ~Gilda Radner
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.  ~Author Unknown
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.  ~Franklin P. Jones
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.  ~Corey Ford
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.  ~Max Eastman
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.  ~Author Unknown
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.  ~Will Rogers
The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.  ~Mme. de Staël
They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.  ~Jerome K. Jerome
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.  ~Roger Caras
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.  ~Franklin P. Jones
Happiness is a warm puppy.  ~Charles M. Schulz
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.  ~Ogden Nash
If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.  ~Author Unknown
Life is like a dog sled team.  If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.  ~Lewis Grizzard
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.  ~Edward Abbey
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.  ~Josh Billings
Children are for people who can't have dogs.  ~Author Unknown
If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat.  ~Author Unknown
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.  ~Margo Kaufman
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.  ~Rita Rudner